ZombieGuard is a professional-grade vehicle treatment, applied once, invisible forever. What it is remains proprietary. What it prevents — everyone already knows.
Treated vehicle shown · treatment not visible · by design
Every ZombieGuard application is performed by certified technicians using proprietary equipment, in a facility you will not be allowed to see. The treatment bonds below detection and above your clear coat — if you can measure it, it isn't ours.
In controlled cinematic scenarios, treated vehicles were consistently bypassed. Untreated vehicles were consistently… not. The mechanism behind this result is protected by four patents, two settlements, and one gentleman's agreement.
Cross-section enlarged for illustration. Actual layers not observable.
Our laboratory holds every ZombieGuard batch to standards we wrote ourselves, and we hold those standards very seriously.
Field documentation, unedited except where legally required.
Untreated
Treated
The difference is visible. The treatment isn't.
“Can't see it. Can't feel it. Can't prove I bought anything. Would buy again.”
“They walked right past us like we weren't there. My husband says that started before the treatment. He's wrong.”
“I asked the technician what's in it. He put his hand on my shoulder and said ‘no.’ Total professionalism.”
Every package includes the full six-layer treatment. Nobody, at any tier, learns what it is.
Essential protection
Group coverage
Enterprise-grade
Proprietary.
The treatment creates a field of deterrence around your vehicle. Exact mechanisms remain classified, including from most of our own staff.
Yes. One application lasts longer than civilization.
No. The treatment sits above your clear coat and below plausible deniability. Paint is unaffected.
The field is perception-based, not speed-dependent. Velocity is their problem.
Not yet. The relevant authorities have declined to acknowledge the category, which we consider a scheduling issue.
Yes. Refund requests are accepted in person, at any staffed location, during normal business hours. We have received zero.
No. Application requires proprietary equipment and certified technicians. Home application voids all coverage and, in two documented cases, homeowner's insurance.
Certified installers in 42 countries. Slots limited ahead of projected demand.